Okay, I have a story that is just too funny not to tell.
The other day, I was sitting on my bed, typing away on the laptop, while Alana and Kyra were watching cartoons.
Kyra stood up and walked across the bed to stand by my side. She was quiet for a few moments before asking, "Mommy, do you have any nipples?"
Not wanting to get into a discussion about nipples or have Kyra trying to lift my shirt to look, I told her no.
She laughed. "Yes, you do, Mommy. You have one right here!" She pointed to this mole I have on the back of my neck (you know the ones that are big and stick out).
My eyes widened. Where do kids get this stuff? "No, honey, that's not a nipple."
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it's a mole."
"What's a mole?"
Here we go again...
Needless to say, I couldn't even answer because I was laughing so hard.
Your turn! Let's share some kids say...stories-doesn't have to be your own, just has to be funny!